Guess who's in the poop....AGAIN!!

Www. The adventures of Gryff.....  Yes you guessed it, yours truly AGAIN. The troll is ticked off because I let his little secret out about whipped cream bikinis and how his eyes come out on stalks and his great big long green tongue falls out of his mouth when he gets all excited, and her indoors is well ticked off because I saw a couple of black labs in short skirts and turned my hearing aid off so I didn't hear a recall!!!! Oooops !  That technically was a bit of a misunderstanding .... That's my story and I am sticking to it! The fact that one was a fella and he wasn't impressed with me hitting on his girlfriend is beside the point. Infact he got a bit stroppy and took a pop at me. Her indoors said it was my fault for being pushy and hers for not seeing them and putting me on a lead. The fact that she can't see beyond her nose without glasses on is a joke, and even when she wears them, they steam up because it's so cold just lately. (a little weakness I have taken advantage of now and then ... OOOPS!) Well I was only trying to be friendly.... Bossy Black B..... I suppose now I will get stuck on a lead every time she hears a sparrow fart, or a dog bark in a radius of ten miles.... Best I work on that one. As for the troll, it was him who wanted "the birds and bees thing". I can't help it if he got carried away and dropped himself in the proverbial @@@@! He might know that what I fancy and what he likes would be totally different. For a start I want four legs not two, twice as much to look at! I just love big brown eyes... Who needs greens or greys, some blues are ok, cause I know this rather gorgeous collie and her eyes are blue. Preferably tri coloured, with long soft fur, or short short fur like a mini skirt (ok i will give him that one!) well you know what I mean. For all I know he likes greens and warts and wrinkly bits. (Heaven help me if her indoors sees this..... She'll never feed me again! No she's kind of pinky and brown not green). Well you guys know what I mean.... A bloke has to do what a bloke has to do. I suppose I had better go and make the piece with the two legs. They just have to realise I am a teenager now, with hormones and things. Gone is the well behaved puppy that loved to be cuddled and fussed. Now I want a motorbike... And I know just whose got one and where to find it.  Wonder if Uncle Robs about.... Bet AJ won't let him go out on the pull with me, no harm asking though...LOL. Cool runnings Gryff