Monday 24 September 2012

Oh so brave my little big sister

If you are up to speed you will know that I am currently black listing a certain cat for picking on my cat who we call Misscat. Awfull lot of cats in that sentance, but never mind. Well the other day while I was busy at work, Misscat decided that she would take a gentle stroll out with Freya, my diminutive big Berner sister. Now since  Freya had her pups, her protective instincts have gone off the Richter scale.... Good job because otherwise we would probably have lost our cat AGAIN. Being of the smart .... Obedient , bone wouldn't melt in the bone shoot side of the family, Freya spends most of her walks off lead, talking to all and sundry, with a little lady like sniff here, a sniff there, and a sniff everywhere when around the corner trots this JR with attitude. It took one look at Misscat and thought PLAYTIME.  What he didn't see was her right royal ladyship , but unfortunately for him , she saw him. JR hits the as peddle and aims straight at Misscat who is totally oblivious to what is about to happen, as Freya hits overdrive with body inflation and aims straight at the JR. Because of the distance Freya got to the cat a split second before the JR, and just as he starts to open his jaws, he realises that the diminuative cream cat he thought he saw has morphed into this huge tri colour canine, with a smile that would scare jaws. He slides to a halt, stopping just under her chin, and very very carefully looks up into the face of death. Not a word was spoken, but he quietly and reverently reversed a few steps then turned and ran like the bones of Hell were chasing him.Just

 goes to prove that you can't always believe what your eyes tell you....  Usual case, big dogs fault, poor defenceless JR. Blah blah blah.  Well we all thought she did a mega job, and they couldn't even say she used bad language because she never said a word. Of course now the whole dog walk knows because her mate the sheepdog thing saw it all, and it's owner was having trouble staying upright because she was laughing so much.  Misscat now stays in at night, although that could be the nights drawing in, and basically walks either under Freya's head, body or tail. Just depends on what she's doing at that particular second. Anyway better get back to work, got a bit of catching up on the health Berner site to do, one of the terrorist pups as hurt her back leg so got to take her to the vets tonight and It's PRECIPITATING PROFUSELY , peeing it down to you and me, so the floors walls and every mechanical item in the kitchen and dog room need wiping down again. Between you and me, I am seriously thinking about re christening the pups CHAOS and MAHEM. Be more in keeping with their behaviour. I reckon they were trained by the Taliban, or one of the black ops forces like the SAS or DELTA force.   I know, it was the SBS, Special Bernese Service..... That explains why Lacey jumped in the river the other day...... Stay well everybody, especially you dogs under the vet. Cool runnings Gryff

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