It's definately DISCRIMINATION

Www. The adventures of Gryff.   It's most definitely discrimination against us boys. Those girls get treated like princesses all the time. None muddy walks, coming home with  clean paws.  Fresh warm blankets. China pots and bowls, and most of all, sleeping on the Trolls huge grreat bbiiigggg bed. And what do us blokes get.... Muddy walks, so we get the blame for the floors being mucky. Plastic bowls that slide around making a load of noise and that get chewed by the terrorists  (for which we get the blame)  We never get to go on THE BED although we do sometimes get on the other one but that's our secret! And then, blow me if her indoors decides to have a home cooking session with the girls. Off they went without us blokes, and bought all the bits they like. Cauli, broccoli , all the ends off the cooked meat counter, pasta, stuffing etc. shoved it all in the oven and came up with twenty meals for about eight quid... Plus biscuits of course. Now Ghostie and I would have chosen steak , turkey  or even sausages with all the trimmings. Roasties, gravy and all the good bits, not this healthy eating thing. Next thing we know it will be rabbit food and our noses will twitch. AND, AND those little hooligans pinched both of Ghosties rugs, got them all wet in the water bowl and didn't get told off.... I mean when I was little I know I got told off for that. It wasn't my fault that he was still sat on them when I had an accident... I was only little!  Anyway they just went straight in the washing machine. Do u realise that we got dragged out in the freezing cold with NO SNOW for an hour or more. Those little perishers only went out for twenty minutes... And don't tell me it's because they are little. Seven months old and they are bigger than their mum and Tizzy Tartlet. Oh and the heating was on when they came through the door. .... Told you , it's discrimination.  It's us against them definitely .... It's a war of the sexes. The Trolls no good either.... He's down right dangerous with the crutches. Shouldn't tell u really but, he got caught out on Saturday afternoon, just getting out of his car by her indoors. She was not happy and said if he was well enough to go out in the car he could help with the shopping...OOPS! Tell you about that next time..Cool runnings Gryff (unless he pays me not too)