Baby Berner washing machine threat....

Www. The adventures of Gryff. ... I know you remember the Kray twins/asbo sisters Lace and Asti, well Lace has gone away with Merlin for a few days, so now was deemed a good time by the two legs (as in divide and conquer) to bath the remaining trouble maker. Now our Asti was never a little girl, even though when she was born, she was the one that refused to eat for two days and had everybody in a stew... Anyway on went the cauldron, out came the implements of torture,shampoo, towels, hair dryer and such like. Now we all normally go to a groomer for our twice yearly puff and powder job, so Asti just didn't see this coming. A quick swoop, a two legs at either end and into the tub. Her face was an absolute picture. Stunned amazement !!! Anyway, true to the breed, she fought back valiantly. The two legs were soaked, the walls, carpets, radiator, and about a dozen great big  towels..... Score at nd of game....Asti 1 two legs 0. Cool runnings Gryff