Saturday 27 April 2013

Escape from the OK Corral

Www. The adventures of Gryff. Now as all you regular readers will know, I am now the proud parent of two rapidly growing pups, officially christened last night, with bubbles and biscuits as Hatty and Hetty. Hatty's to be two leg parents came over to meet her last night, and a wonderful time was had by all. At twenty days of age , Hatty weighs 2.4 kg and Hetty 2.2 kg, and up till last night although mobile, could normally be found within a two foot radius of where they had been left. Now Freya has this 5x6ft special basket, where the sides come off so that who ever is on puppy watch can see exactly what's going on, so as normal the front was off and security was tight with the search lights arcing and the puppy guard on duty this morning, when it was announced that it was pink potion day! Now the last time the pink worming potion came out, no resistance was met to its application. I knew what was going on, so being a brave and  besotted parent I beat a hasty retreat into the dog cupboard looking for treats , carrots or even biscuits till it was safe to come out again.  The puppy sitter being helpful left their post, and went in the cupboard to get out the scales and puppy potion, and you can imagine his face when he turned around to no puppy's. Panic, panic panic. Nearly popped his blood pressure pills in three seconds, when a very definate defiant noise was heard. There , at the baby gate were a pair of  puppy's  making a rapid exit in the opposite direction to the puppy potion. Last night we watched a full grown bloke, melt in the paws of a three week old pup , this morning we saw one collapse with relief at the paws of two three week old puppy's..... Just because he knew where they were. Well as I said, now the front goes on and stays on.... Puppy sitter or not, but it's nice to know that they take after me...fit , active, and totally adorable. Oh and handsome/pretty too. As for the pink potion, well done girls, chips off the old block.... Walls, table, ears , paws, even a back paw and tail, any where but where it should be!!!! Just love it when a plan comes together. Looking forward to the all in wrestling competition in ten days time when it's the next pink potion day. Until then I shall continue my puppy watching duties, and being an extremely able guard dog. Keep telling Freya to chill out, I have it under control, but @@@@@@ is she trigger happy with the bark button at the moment.  Guess she'll be interviewing for a new sitter unless the troll can convince her that he won't let "The Great Escape" happen again. Cool runnings Gryff

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