E=mc2 berner style.

Www. The adventures of Gryff....  Omg, omg is the troll in trouble or what....he said I was thick and she heard him. She went potty and ripped him up into little tiny warty green strips and threw them out into the garden. I don't think we will ever be able to put him back together again. .... Just proves my other theory.... Us dogs come first!!! Anyway the other theory was the one I was trying to explain when he said I was thick.      E=mc2.   It's really quite easy...E (energy) = Mass ( the size of the Bernese) x c (the speed at which the Bernese is travelling commonly  know as the speed of light) squared ( the width of the butt of the Bernese) . As I said easy or what. What it doesn't include is the velocity at which you hit the ground after one of us has run into you.......that varies from OOOPS to send for an ambulance! Pawstein the Bernese that first discovered this theory lived in Germany and belonged to a two legs family called Einstein and was quite obviously a canine genius.  But like a lot of two legs around that time the family weren't fluent in Bernese or indeed any other canine language and he found it very hard to get his bone breaking new theory accepted or even understood by the average two leg. Finally when all else had failed he dragged them all outdoors after some serious rain, and wrote it all out in a patch of mud. At that point in time the theory of relativity came into being. Quite obviously the senior two  leg took all the applause, ..... (Have u noticed that? If we behave its down to the two leg, and when we don't its our fault! ) and Pawsteins name has since faded into obscurity.  Well I think it's time we recognised the forgotten paws of science. The dogs that went into space for instance..... They should be on our list of heroes too.... The brave family dog who food tastes to ensure that the two legs are never eating something they shouldn't. Or stands in front of its owner protecting it against creatures in the dark..... OK there might not be anything there, but it sure looked good and sounds good at the time. To all Bernese... Let your genius run free, enjoy stretching your mind as well as your body, try teaching your two legs new tricks and taking them places they have never been before, and see if you can solve this one...... Is love a complete circle, with no ends, no start, no finish, or is it a straight line that never ends even at rainbow bridge? Cool runnings Gryff