Peace perfect peace

Peace perfect peace has at last returned to my humble abode. Over the weekend and today, my off spring have gone to their new homes and are already causing chaos and taking over their respective worlds. Blossom on her first night away from her four legged parents created havoc by proving her skills as a cat burglar. Not only did she by pass the in situ kiddy gate, but she also managed to steal her 8 year old great uncle Caffreys basket and throw him out onto a cold hard kitchen floor, while she ignored all her colour coded ( purple) baskets rugs and toys at his expense. I mean did she go under it, through it, over it? Kiddy gates are not small things are they, at least  this mornings report, apart from the leg on the kitchen table being re modelled and the tiddle in great uncle Caffreys basket was more positive. Her new title is in fact Queen B (lossom) but I have to admit her use of e mail is nearly as good as mine! When I say great uncle Caffrey I do mean it. My mum is his brother, so she is indeed his great niece.
As for Hatty, well the morning before she left, she did with the trolls assistance, a very nice cooked breakfast for the old trout.... a thanku for being spoilt rotten if you ask me. Anyway this morning she was due to be picked up at eight am..... Guess what? They were forty minutes early....SUPRISE SUPRISE. Anybody would think they couldn't wait! Anyway, lunchtimes update was that she had been very very brave and indeed caught a snake in the garden ( for that read a cycle inner tyre) with the express idea of cooking it for her two legs as a SUPRISE for tea!!!! What worrys me more is the fact that when Aunty Lace went to check them out, she did indeed catch the resident BAD TEMPERED GANDER who resides there by the neck, and was seen heading towards the meat cleavers.  Luckily for the gander his squawking generated a rescue party of two legs and to my knowledge he is still domiciled there. Now what do you think would make a nicer dinner than Snake.? Just slow down Hatty, your not a Roux family member yet. Cool runnings Gryff