Pearl wedding anniversary with a Nymphomaniac

Www. The adventures of Gryff..... Now tomorrow the 25th is one of those days that should best be forgotten . Thirty years ago in the March, her indoors got totally smashed and said yes to the wrong question....you know the one....WILL U MARRY ME. In fairness as all her friends will confirm, eating sherry trifle is enough to give her a glow and a wobbly gait and she does not drink. Not ever, not never, not if her life depended on it. Imagine her SUPRISE today when wandering through the bank statement she comes up with a DATING AGENCY DEBIT FOR £70. ...... On the eve of her 30th wedding anniversary. Now the fun thing is, was it her getting frisky or was it the troll feeling warty?  Does she ask him WAS IT YOU OR IS IT A MISTAKE, cause she says it definately wasn't her! Or maybe it was Merlin when he went away with Uncle Rob for their blokes/canine weekend away with the lovely Lola the St Bernard. .....NO Merlin has more totty than he can cope with, they would be paying for him. He's the kind of dog you can imagine in harness , with his best vehicle behind, and all the totty putting their bone and biscuit treats into his chest strap.( for that see my eyes flashing bright bright green) the pulling power that dog has over anything female is awe inspiring ! Anyway her indoors insists its not her and has reported it as a fraud. What worries me is that she is only three weeks into using a new computer, and to say she is lethal is the understatement of the year. She tried to change my profile picture the other day and use a photo sent to her by AJ. Guess what, no change in picture and she managed to lock AJ out and unfried her in one easy lesson.... All because it was AJ's picture....and then have you seen my new picture.....OMG OMG how could she do that to me.? Well all I can say is if a trail of blokes land up on the doorstep, I will soon dispose of them, and if its a trail of totty I shall open the door wide, and invite them all in. ......Cool runnings Gryff