2014 Red Bull unveiled berner style

Www. The adventures of Gryff..... Anybody found any of those marbles yet, her indoors is definitely in need of them. I think she's lost the plot entirely ! She was out at one of the pet centres yesterday, I thought she needed a bit of a break so I stuffed her in the van and off we went. As usual her indoors hadn't got a clue what a Bernese needs in moments of stress, so we just took a wander around picking up this and that , things I thought were a good idea, or smelt good, until we got to the notice board. Personally I think it's the most boring section, but her indoors thinks its ok, so who am I to worry. Anyway by then half the girls who work there are fussing and feeding me. (What can I say, if you have it.... FLAUNT IT!) so anyway I just sat there looking all handsome and sophisticated. I still have my raffish look because the patch on my face hasn't quite healed yet, and I was getting all this sympathy when her indoors spoils it all by saying we had to go. ..... No consideration for me what so ever! Anyway out comes the old mobile and after a chat we go racing up the road to places I didn't even know existed. Her indoors had seen this advert for a new set of wheels. Now Merlin has the red car, the silver car has Teagues name on it, so logic says this one is going to be mine.... I am second senior dog in the place now, and as such I should be recognised! Right out into the middle of nowhere... Hat racks standing looking at us( those great big cows that wear hat racks and are all shaggy!) and there sitting in the drive is my new set of wheels. I was absolutely barkless! The damn thing was a dog buggy to take my pups out socialising!  Well she needn't think she's putting my name on the number plate. I won't be seen dead out with her and the pups. Just what does she think I am? I have street cred to consider.... Anyway she pays for it and off we go back home. First thing she does is google it £200 new and it's still got all the paper labels on it. Doesn't look as though its been out much at all. What a bargain she keeps saying. WHAT I WANT TO KNW IS WHEN DO I GET MY WHEELS. Not even a cart of my own, I have to ask to borrow Merlins!  I think I should take this further.. DVLA perhaps (Dog Vehicle Liciencing Assoc or CA (Carting Anonymous)  and it had better cost more than that  darn buggy.......Cool runnings Gryff