St Trinians goes CO ED

Www. The adventures of Gryff.. Up till now the advanced schooling of all pups has been a strictly female thing... Until of course I arrived! (See rapidly inflating head) .  Up till this litter the girls have wiped the floor with us guys, but on this occaission  it's even Stevens so that's forced her indoors to change the rules and admit all the boys.   Needless to say that the most well known students from past years are the Kray twins who still carry on the proud traditions that school instilled within them. Anyway after designating the  utility room the new DOGS COMMON ROOM, (as in no girls)  us guys started planning various little windups and schemes that will all have to be played out before next weekend when school dissolves until the next litter. (Her indoors keeps telling us that she's had enough and she's retiring no more schools and she's taking up bank robbing or applying for a 007 job, both being easier than bringing us up) . Well as the new head boy (as opposed to the Senior Tutor/student liaison officer Merlin)  it's down to me to instigate, direct and control all pranks BUT at the moment I and the Krays are  banned to external sports only..... Can't tell you what we did until it goes up before the board of governors  but having a number of little items on the troll, we are sure that there will never be a united verdict so we will get away with it!  I could get used to this! Anyway  I just saw one of the little rug rats with a packet of biscuits heading for our new common room so I need to go and pull rank, after all I only have six days left till schools out. Oh while I remember, hope everyone is having a cool time at the garden party.... I booked us all a ride to go but the Krays said they needed the bus, something about the Bank Suisse and a load of paper being delivered????  Cool runnings Gryff