Going going GONE, anybody found her marbles yet?

Well it's official  her indoors has lost her marbles. This morning both of them slept through the two am alarm, then came rushing downstairs  at about three ,to four still sleeping pups, and then when they did eventually leave the ancestral troll pit, her indoors decided it was bath night. I mean... Bath night at 9am in the morning???? And then to prove that every single marble she ever had is now rolling around the countryside she managed to bath five dogs when there are only four pups in the first place. Poor Nell went in number one and number four due to a misunderstanding as to why her tummy was wet. Her indoors thought she was the last one in and had been lying in a puddle but the troll hadn't dried her tummy properly. OOOOPS!  Anyway as a say sorry they had biscuits soaked in bacon and tomatoe and have ordered their first proper Sunday lunch to celebrate their five week birthday. We are having mince,  boiled potatoes , broccoli , carrots and hopefully Yorkshire pud. Us big dogs just love Sundays and Theia being the good mum she is (and hoping to pass the catering to somebody else) told them exactly what to order, and then suggested they try Yogurt for afters. Add to that the Kray twins have been restructuring the garden again and you can imagine how happy the troll is! I keep telling them that you cannot hide the soil from one excavation by digging another and putting it in the second hole"... Because then you need a third hole to put the soil in from no2 hole!! Anyway who am I to argue with them.... It's Sunday and the parasol is up on the patio table so I am just going to wander out, take my place under the shade and chill.  Cool runnings Gryff