She's just got to go.... I'm exhausted !

Www. The adventures of Gryff..... It's no good, she has just got to go back to work. Us dogs  can't call a floor space our own. She keeps getting up at five and dragging us down as far as the railway crossing, which is miles away. Then when we get back, she grabs two more poor defenceless Bernese and it's their turn to have their legs shortened by two inches. We have just got to think of something else for her to do.... Other than housework that is. Anybody ever seen a TROLL ballet dancing on the points of his four toes because the floors just been washed. We just hang upside down from the ceiling out the way, batman style.  The washing machine is having dizzy fits, the Hoover has asthma  and the dishwasher has  died and gone to mechanical heaven. On the good side the home cooking is  fantastic..... So anybody think of something she can do.....JUST TELL US! Cool runnings Gryff