Shopping bill doubles, and it's all my fault...so they say!

Www. The adventures of Gryff..... The two legs don't seem to be speaking to me, Freya definately doesn't have time for me, and Merlin just keeps looking at me and raising an eyebrow with a smug expression on his mush! That leaves the asbo twins and a jelly to talk to. GREAT! Apparently it's my fault that the shopping bill keeps going up every week.... I can't help it if I love my roasts and fresh veg..... What about all these tins of rice pudding and rusks  that keep going in the cupboard. There's great big tins of milk powder and heat pads and this and that walking through the door. Anybody would think food was disappearing for pooches sake. Boxes of biscuits (although I prefer the digestives they keep buying in sixes) chewys, sacks of biscuits carrots....what s going on? Anybody would think nobody will be going out for the next few weeks. Well they needn't think that will work, I want my walks... Her indoors is still getting up at some undogly time in the morning and dragging us out now, but she says that may change shortly..... Over my muddy paws it will...... Wish somebody would explain what all the bother is? They nearly forgot the Easter bunny had to call... Still finding bits hidden around the house, good fun looking for them though....  And then we find that Freya got hers in a bowl, complete with maid service so she didnt  have to go running around looking like the rest of us. Definately favouritism if you ask me.... Think I will have to start applying for jobs elsewhere... Aunty K, do you need a dish washer, or AJ, can I be Lola's escort on walks??? Just don't tell Merlin  I offered....you know how he is with his ladies....or anybody else have a vacancy for a good looking well behaved (well most the time) smiley young  dude? All positions as a dish washer will be considered lol.  Cool runnings Gryff