Danger.... Troll at work!

Www. The adventures of Gryff. Have  you ever noticed that when there is something going on, the sign always says Men At Work, and the area that is deemed safe around them is at least four times more than you think they should need? Believe me ,when I have paused to decorate their signs, along with Dexter and Merlin, it has frequently crossed our handsome intelligent Berner minds. Well now I understand why!  I know us Berners are incredibly domesticated and house proud.... Especially us guys. We walk in after you two legs have dragged us out, and we can decorate the walls the floors, doors, fridge, cooker and tiled walls with just a couple of flicks of our tails, or my personal favourite the belly roll.... That's the one where the shake starts at the tail and moves up the body  on its way to the head , when every bit is  moving simultaneously until our eyes go pop. ..... And we can decorate the walls floors and ceiling in one easy go! Well anyway, I digress.... Last night the troll decided he would attempt the washing up... Bless his little green nobbly heart, and he did a good job of half of it. Not as good as us mind you, because when we've finished our bowls you can put them straight away.... In fact why do you wash them again?  His problem appeared to be the stacking  system on the draining board ( as per picture attached) there just wasn't enough room to wash the rest of the bowls and pots, and this was when we all decided that in this case , we were more inclined to say six times the working space around them was a safe distance , especially when we saw the odd tremor at the base of the pile.  So if ever your troll gets into DIY or housework, please allow them adequate time and space , and don't forget the sign that says BEWARE TROLLS AT WORK. Cool runnings Gryff