The Troll does Traction

Www. The adventures of Gryff. Guess what???? The Troll is going to have one of his big green toes seen to by the blacksmith or some other bod and will be in plaster for six weeks. Six weeks for a toe!!! Now I have heard she who must be obeyed mutter more than once about MAN FLU when he has sneezed and thought he had triple pneumonia with complications and a temperature of 1000 degrees, so what he will be like for this is anybodies guess. Trolls are notorious for being delicate and temperamental.... ( read strong as an ox and never ill, and bloody minded and stubborn for that)  so she has already removed all bells, hooters and claxons and the tv, sky , and anytime remote controls to her safe custody. That way he can't park his delicate green butt infront of the tv and expect us all to run around after him. Her indoors reckons that being of a DELICATE CONSTITUTION, anything and everything will be our fault.!  From the beer can we wag off the coffee table to the fact that the contents have either evaporated or been stolen by a drunken BMD who is sleeping it off under the stairs..... The fact that the TV will blatantly ignore the commands given by the controller and delete the motor racing or football that he videoed to watch later on, to the fact that his body is hot and his toe is cold and that the central heating is quite obviously NOT WORKING PROPERLY.  He even suggested that rather than work six days a week, look after all us dogs, and keep the house, she consider going on line to do the shopping at a certain shop that delivers to the house.DDDUUURRRHHHHH!!!. That of course is after all the washing etc is done, the windows cleaned (he cancelled the window cleaning troll because is was forecast to rain) us little treasures are walked, brushed, and fed..... Etc etc etc. Personally I am going to jump into one of our many and varied baskets, put a tin hat on my head, (remind me to cut two holes in Ghosties for his ears to stick through, being a gsd) and keep a very very low profile...... Anybody want seven lodgers for six weeks??? We promise to behave.... Cool runnings Gryff


We could always run off with his crutches........