Troll at Work.... Call te Fire Brigade!

Www. the adventures of Gryff...     Now I personally can see exactly why someone would go to sleep watching the F1 channel on the TV. ...except of course for the noise . They go round and round and the commentators go on and on and to put it bluntly IT'S BORING. If the Troll wants speed and excitement, well he can take us out .... Either walking or carting and he will even get the mud ! Anyway last night, us working dogs got home a bit early to a house in darkness except for the tv in the sitting room. The old trout has a habit of getting out the van, and opening both end doors of the dog room so we can all go flying thro and straight out on to the garden. (for that read no puppy accidents on the way in) . Anyway out we all come and into the dog room, to come to a halt by the back door. Now straight away we knew something was wrong and so did she.  She opened the door into the house to be met by smoke and chaos. The Troll has only put on our big saucepan full of pasta and goodies.... One of those expensive copper bottomed jobbies and let it boil dry. By this time her indoors is trying to throw us all outside, trying to open windows , shut the cooker off, run the cold tap for the saucepan and have a coughing fit at the same time. It's amazing how many things a female two legs can do at once when under pressure . No sign of the troll anywhere!!! Now I would say that her indoors is of a reasonable disposition , but by the time she had cleared up she had turned into that three headed dog out of Harry Potter. You know that real bad tempered one!  The troll is  only snoring his head off in the sitting room. Think its fair to say that the troll got severely savaged at least three times, and what she said would happen to him if any of us were bad because of it, I am just not willing to repeat. Sufficient to say, we were told to go and dig the biggest hole at the bottom of the garden as she would be filling it in herself! And then just for good measure she informed him that the saucepan was totally ruined and if he thought Santa Paws would bring a new one for Xmas then he needed to think again. Funny that...... She must think trolls are so predictable . And before you say anything Nanny Broels, it's as true as I can wag my tail, ask aunty Jackie...HONEST. He really is dicing with death at the moment. Cool runnings Gryff