Monday 12 November 2012

Toasted cheese sandwich anybody??

Www.the adventures of Gryff.
As you will all probably remember, we all have to get up  early every day because those of us at work leave really early. . To help us on our way, we all have a proper breakfast about 5am (yes there are two 5's in a day sleepy heads), and then when we have dragged the troll out of his pit, screaming and moaning, we bully him into toast and pâté for afters. Unfortunately for him this morning, he ran out of pâté and decided to do some cheese on toast aswell. Now normally we wouldn't say a bark, but we happened to notice a large lump of cheese, two crusts and a big thick slice of bread that didnt make it to us!!! At that point, the last call went out for all dogs boarding the last van to work. Now just for a change, us senior dogs decided....NO PUPPY'S today, which left Freya, Asti and Lace back at the ranch for the day. Just shows how sneaky trolls are, because as soon as we drove off, on went the grill and cheese and a touch of Worcester sauce.!  Anyway, after getting it off the tray and putting it on the table, something or SOMEONE !!!! Caught his eye and he turned his back on the table for a split second.  Now as you know Freya is an incredibly flexible pole dancer, in that she can have her body in one place and her teeth in another. It appears her two daughters have inherited the skill too.  Lace jumped up and snatched a slice of toast, and as the troll went to grab it, Freya jumped up  and grabbed another one, and while he was chasing both around the kitchen, Asti grabbed  the other slice and did a runner too...... I would love to have been there to see them all running rings around him, it must have been so funny. When he rang up to tell she who must be obeyed,  looking for some sympathy, all she could do was lean on the counter with tears running down her face. What made it worse was that was the end of the loaf, and there wasn't any more in the freezer.... Oooops! And then to make things worse, she told the girls when they came to work, and then rang him up, to wind him up!!! All I can say is THERE IS A CANINE ALPHA DOG IN THIS WORLD.... What goes around comes around, especially our toast. Cool runnings Gryff

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