Poop past the eyeballs...

Www, the adventures of Gryff....  Guess who's in the poop past his paw prints...Merlin. The old so and so got caught out big time this morning... And guess who played the innocent defenceless puppy? You got it, ME. That dog would get away with murder , counter surfing, and basically anything he wants because he acts so old and innocent. He couldn't possibly counter surf, he's a veteran  and he can't stand on his back paws.. My hairy butt he can't. You try him with a sausage roll and BINGO job done. Anyway this morning he decided he would escort Lola home again and jumped in the boot first, then I tried to get in and he gave me both barrels. Whose car does he think it is? And then when Lola got in he really went all grumpy on me . Learnt a few new words there which of course I will practice later on, but her indoors heard it. After nine years he still hasn't learnt that you dont do that to her in public. She came marching up, said one word very quietly, OUT! And pointed him to the back door. Then he grumbled again and that was it. Car to myself, bit of totty for  company and a couple  of days holiday to help my PAWLY BAD LEG get better. plus of course my own personal masseuse Karina to pander to all my needs. Nice one Merlin, thanks muchly mate. LOL. You know there's a lot to be said for being well behaved.... People want to spoil you, give you treats, ask you out for walks, and sleep overs.... Magic. Anyway, must be time for my mid morning snack at Hotel Totty so if you will excuse me... Thanks Merlin, NICE ONE, cool runnings Gryff