Ooops!

You got it... In it again up to the eyebrows. She that must be obeyed had an appointment last night to sort out the pros and cons of a soon to be wedding with a gentleman of the cloth. Unfortunately for her he was an hour late and to say she was a tad peeved is an understatement. Anyway while she was out gadding, the gang and I remained all snuggled up under the work surface, and guess what..... There was a packet of chewy sticks on there.... Well she says there was! 100 she reckons .... And for some reason the whole lot have disappeared. Packet and all! I personally think she is exaggerating the whole episode.... I mean what dog would eat all that and not be ill? Hic hic. I mean Merlin is no slow poke when it comes to food, and Freya sitting there all demure and quiet like a proper lady.... You would think they knew nothing about it! Counter surfing is an accepted sport where Berners are concerned. Our mate Flo is going to teach me how to bin surf when I am a bit taller and can reach, and a distant cousin in Wales is known to have removed the bacon from the frying pan when it was on( checkout Dolyhir Bernese). and then there's my friend Bryn. Just cleared off on holiday to Devon and he reckons there's something called wind surfing ..... Now that could be interesting, especially if based on chewy sticks. O and he mentioned cream teas..... Says he is looking forward to trying one. Probably means his bowl will be cream and used at tea time!!! Won't be pleased if I am missing out on something. Best he practice his hole digging aswell while he is away.... Having a bit of a contest for biggest, bestest , most dug and most interesting contents buried at the bottom..... And no cheating by digging up the beach. I've been there and I know how easy that sand is to dig in. Anyway she appears to have calmed down a bit now , next time we will have to be more careful and only do it to the Grizzly Troll. We can usually bluff him off and cause he is getting so very very old he can't remember half the things we get up to , So he forgets to tell she who must be obeyed. Don't think he is going to be too pleased when we get home tonight. She asked him to help her do a bit of gardening when we get in and he said yes. What she didn't tell him was she has bought fifty one Berberis plants to put as a hedge around the flower beds. I think they look ok but she reckons they will stop us walking all over the plants.... We will see!!! Oh and both Brutus and Barney have lady friends, cause we saw them landing at their homes the other night. Nice things, evening picnics.....you should try one and then a walk along the river... Cool runnings Gryff