A new source of income V dead troll walking?

Www. The adventures of Gryff. Well as you are aware, the troll is really struggling with the diabetes thing. Denial is an understatement, while the desire for the wrong things just increased X10. Got to admit I am getting used to some of the short sharp words that sound like our barks, while his undercover 00k9 moves are quite in keeping with 007. Could even call the film Barkfall or Skybone! Anyway his move this morning was quite smooth.... Her indoors is insisting we all walk on our own at some unearthly time in the morning so that its cool and we don't run around like lunatics and overheat BORING!... And he offered to do the toast. Now six dogs plus two for the trout as he was having cereal is 8? By my paws anyway! Anyway she suggested he take two out while she did four...more exercise for him....and as they crossed on the last run she asked about the toast. Anyway when she got in there were only four slices and a couple of butter knives on the table. So of course Asti and I got the blame for the shortage. In fairness she did cop me with a crust sticking out my bone Shoot, and Asti had black bits on her teeth, but then again he did pay us to take the pressure off. What he didn't do was remove the BUTTER KNIFE WITH BUTTER AND PEANUT BUTTER ON. What a plonker!!! Anyway her indoors cut four more slices , toasted them and waited for him to come back. She gave him his coffee and asked what he was having for breakfast. First it was cereals, then perhaps a slice of toast with fresh fruit etc. Eventually after the four innocent dogs had had their pate on toast he decided that's what he would have..... But with peanut butter. You know, just a little bit like the book said.  She turned round on him and bit so hard I was down right proud of her. DO U REALLY THINK I HAVEN'T SEEN THE BUTTER KNIFE? DO U REALLY THINK I AM THAT STUPID etc. and the best bit was about him blaming the poor defenceless little puppy dogs that couldn't defend themselves from charges of stealing etc. He got all huffy and said that dogs shouldn't steal, and she told him it was all his fault for leaving the toast where it was nose height etc etc etc. Nice one mum! Wonder how much he will at s to take the heat off next time, but I must remember to eat or lick up all the evidence next time. Good luckTroll, think you might need it. Cool runnings Gryff