Troll with PMT STEALS OUR DINNER!

Www. The adventures of Gryff. About two tears ago our dear (as in bloody expensive) warty troll was diagnosed with Diabetes .... And yesterday, all his miss spent time, chocolate and alcohol tasting caught up with him.  His last two serious tests, spaced three months apart have been failed miserably. The last but one, on her indoors instructions, he came clean about. The multi packets of Mars, Marathons,  Picnics and CDM's were admitted to, as was the crates of energy drinks and alcohol , so a reprieve of three months was instated by the powers that be, providing he behaved..... Which of course he did for about 48 hours !!! Then as the last test came due, he behaved for another 24 hours on the basis he wouldn't be caught.....WRONG! The sugar had gone up even more... And now it is official, HE HAS OLD AGE WARTY FOUR TOED TROLL DIABETES. Have u ever seen a Troll in a temper, denial, and throwing his toys out of the ancestral pit? Not to mention the roaring of rude sayings and short sharp words, most of them beginning with a letter F or S. Not a pretty sight! Anyway after collecting all his blood letting kit etc the absolute darling of a nurse also informed him that his Cholesterol was too high.....  More expletives, which being a gentleman canine I will not sully your delicate young ears with. Anyway her indoors has cleared out all the no goes and replaced them with half of this, a little bit of that, and loaded mouse traps on anything she should know about. Unfortunately, she forgot to load both our black pudding and our bio yogurts, or rather she thought they would be safe as they were on our menu for another moonlit canine picnic tonight. Now consider the fact that there are two fridges in this kennel, one ours one theirs and these items were definately in OUR FRDGE!!! Anyway her indoors cooked our herby pasta with fresh meat in and went to get the black pudding to cut it up and add with some gravy and the odd bit of kibble. (She says its too hot for herby potatoes... Our all time favourite) when she notices part of the BP has been hacked off and has disappeared. Then she notices our yogurt has gone missing! All I can say is now there is a bad tempered troll missing, and the hole that I spent hours digging overnight is now filled in and flattened off. Well done doggy team, excellent work, and her indoors.  Cool runnings Gryff