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Well how did your Valentines day go? Meal out, chocs, a dozen red roses? Hope you got the lot! Mine I have to say was a bit stressful.... And the Grizzly Trolls was extremely shitty! She who must be obeyed got us all out of bed at three am, yes three in the morning to get all the orders out. The grizzly troll gave her an unusual present, and since he has been missing assumed dead for the last twenty four hours, we can only assume she didn't like it! She who must be obeyed drives Merlins Mitzi 4wd which again is bright red. Proves how rich he is cause it's got all the whistles and buttons that a k9 could need. Tinted windows, air con, sunshine tip and tilt roof add infinitum. He didn't miss a thing when he ordered it.... Clever boy. Anyway unfortunately for the SECOND time the Grizzly Troll has reversed it into something and put a thumping great heart shaped dent in it, together with taking out two clusters of lights and denting the boot. what he did before was instead of putting the car in reverse and engaging the reversing sensors he just let it roll back and hit a post. He took it to the garage and got it sorted BUT the garage rang she who must be obeyed to say the work was done. In addition since the vehicle was under warranty they could find no problem with the sensors as they had just checked them. Now she being of sound mind said why should there be a problem when A) she had not been driving at the time and B) who had told them the sensor was not working?..... You got it THE GRIZZLY TROLL. Now this time he hit something much larger than a post but won't say what, but odds on he did the same again, and she went straight into orbit when she saw it.... It is so quiet at home cause she isn't speaking to him and we have a theory that since the huge hole we all dug at the bottom of the garden is now filled in that is probably where we would find him if we looked. OOPS! In his defence ....... It's no good, can't think of a thing to say... If it had been his car the world would have probably stopped turning by now. Anyway on a brighter note Theia was brave enough to send a single red Rose, which was accepted so she is a very happy bunny, and Merlin saw fit to send some to a lady he knows.( told you he is loaded). All I want now is to catch up on my sleep. met our new friend Bryn today... Nice guy. Bit rustic but since he is a farm boy what can you expect. Bless him they tried to drown him in the bath he was telling me in between nicking my chewy sticks. I know the feeling , I have had at least four baths and all with shampoo! Yuck! He was well happy when he went home, and I think he will make a perfect gentleman given the odd lesson in manners..... Like returning my chewy stick! And then tomorrow I am having brunch with my brother Saxon. That crazy dog has now eaten and passed three socks. I blame the people leaving them lying around.... Well who else can you blame? Ghostie is still not a hundred percent still. Nearly at the end of his pills too so I am going to make sure I am out somewhere if he has to go back to the vets. My street cred is pretty good at the moment, and I want to keep it that way. Anyway time for a bit of shut eye, tea was excellent..Kebab and biscuits. One thing I will say for her indoors, she see's no reason why we shouldn't eat well and varied. Variety is the spice of life, and thank goodness she doesn't mean just cans. Will say ttfn, have a good day. Cool runnings Gryff