Ataxic giraffes....

Ok who knows what I mean???? Well the troll says our Asti is an ataxic giraffe... Which is really mean of him. Just because she has absolutely no coordination , and has atleast ten legs when she's trying to get upstairs doesn't mean she's a giraffe.  Got to say in fairness though, that she can get every single leg on a different step at the same time.... So I think she would make a brilliant street dancer. Asti is the larger of the Kray twins and her legs go all the way up to her bum. ( the troll says on two legs that's a good thing) . Not sure it's so good in a Bernese though? As for stairs well we don't get that much practise , not indoors anyway. More used to up and down the river banks. And as for a giraffe, well I got her indoors to bring up a picture on the I pad and it doesn't look anything like Asti.  Ok it's got long legs and a tail, but it's neck is way way longer than Astis, and she certainly doesn't have those little horny things on her head. Actually she has some little pointy ones that pop up every now and then when she s playing with her sissy, or beating up a cuddly toy. Anyway I have decided that the next time the troll starts calling names, I am going to bite his butt! Just a little nip with the old front teeth to remind him he's being rude.  Anyway all this puppy sitting I desperately need a bit of kip.. Bit more of a hectic lifestyle than at Nannys..... Miss you Nanny. Cool runnings Gryff