Tizzy does a runner...

Www.the adventures of Gryff... Well as you all know our establishment has puppy's, very young puppy's, at the moment. And iron rules of NO INFECTIONS are in place.  Can't remember the last time I saw all my old mates on the dog walk ( well I did have two weeks sabbatical with nanny before the pups arrived) . What with the time and my new Captain Jack Gryffinpaw look they just won't recognise me.  As for the rest of the dogs they are in much the same muddy paw print. ( this also means no carting bashes or Roade this year).  I mean I understand totally, they are my pups and I want to keep them safe, BUT GUESS WHO DID A 2am runner........... You got it, HRH Tizzy golightly.! While its been so warm and because we live in a very quiet place with absolutely no traffic, our Tizzy has been allowed the front door open, with front garden facilities during the overnight puppy watching shifts. What normally happens is that both two legs are awake during the swop over, beds are changed, tizzy gets one of her extra meals and then goes outdoors with a troll as escort ( you just don't know what you will find in a garden these days) or maybe her indoors. Usually she's doing baby poo patrol (lovely job) so it's the troll who goes out, and of course we won't mention the cigarette because her indoors would only go bonkers . Not because of the troll, but because she doesn't believe we should secondary smoke. Got to say she plays fair though...... When she gets the chocolate out she never does it in front of us  or we get biscuits while she eats hers. Guess there's no such thing as a perfect two legs.... WHAT DOES YOURS DO THAT'S NAUGHTY? Anyway the old troll was a bit slow on the old eight toes, and by the time her indoors said WHERE'S TIZZY she had legged it. Thought the old trout was going to hit him with her broomstick. He stood there all silly and burbly, going a bit blue around the gills and then rushed out the front door. Now why do you two legs keep changing your fur... I could have gone straight out in the street, but you lot have to go and get dressed. Her indoors went out in the garden calling Tizzy (sorry neighbours. I tried to tell her not to shout so loud) while others were looking for their four toed socks.  Anyway after about a lifetime, her indoors sees Tizzy trotting down the path coming back from the wooded area behind us. (We have a back gate that goes straight out to it, but her indoors always walks us up the road because she says it looks after our nails and keeps them short) . She's only seen fit to raise a single paw to the house rules and gone off on her own, ........FOR THE FIRST AND PROBABLY THE ONLY TIME IT WILL EVER HAPPEN in her lifetime.  Anyway her indoors suggested very  strongly that the troll remain upstairs .... His chances of survival being very low if he showed his warty old face before mid-day while she carried on washing and doing.  AND HRH is now semi grounded and while retaining her faculties will have to wear one of those extending leads that Ghostie always uses. Wonder who's going to ask him?  Add to that I am keeping very quiet because my tablets due shortly and I know CATAGORICALLY  that the mood she's in she won't take any prisoners  I need to creep away to somewhere I can't be found easily..... What that saying, TALK TO THE PAW BECAUSE THE REST AIN'T LISTENING!!!!!! Cool runnings Gryff