The Kray twins practise their skills...

For as long as her indoors and the Troll have had dogs, there has always been a couple of rules.
1) the dog always comes home and 2) there is a visible tribute in the garden which can be seen from the kitchen window. In the past there have been bird tables, water features, statues, carved wood, but ALWAYS ALWAYS something. Now over the last few weeks the back door from our room to the garden has been left open so we have kitchen, utility, dog room and garden and generally speaking his has worked very well for us. .... And we know what we can touch and what to avoid peeing on! Us boys that is! Now the Kray twins are now sixteen months old? And totally committed to their careers in burglary, demolition and general chaos to the extent that we sometimes have to avoid being in the same place at the same time as them. There have been several cases of disappearing food like the Cornish pastie the other day. Bag was still on the table in the exact same place, EMPTY! There was the time when the puppy's rice pudding was cooling on the table with a plate over the top of it, and the plate had accidentally slipped to one side! In fairness I blame Freya, I mean she was the one that gave them bird chasing, and I of course am not related to them so it CAN'T BE MY FAULT? Anyway this morning, her indoors went outdoors to scenes of mass destruction. One of the water features electric cable was in numerous sections all over what was left of the patio. Now give the troll his due, when he does something it usually stays done but not this time. The Krays had obviously decided to practise their burglar alarm dis arming skills and had dug up the shingle and pulled the cable out from under the slabs, indeed even moving some of them, and in true burglar style had left the garden police to sort out the mess! Think its fair to say they now are on the run..... But I don't think it's going to do them any good what so ever. As her indoors said...DO U WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS?  The good news is we still have all the dogs... The bad news is UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON THEM!!!!! Cool runnings Gryff